I've been up to no good.

But I'm only gonna tell you the food parts of it.

Oh crap. I have to fill in my nutrition since last Thur. Ok, here goes. Hopefully, I will remember everything and then remember how much it sucks to write down this many days.

Thur March 1
Breakfast: Chick- Fil-A Chicken Biscuit of Homophobia and Chemicals that I eat anyway here and there.*
Snack: I can't really remember doing this...but I know I must have gone through the Starbucks drive-thru for an iced coffee. I can't imagine that I didn't.
Lunch: Spinach, hummus, ham
Dinner: Pistachio crusted salmon, with spinach, and ...I forgot...brown rice!


Fri March 2
Breakfast: Tacodeli--Two Ottos on corn tortillas
Snack: Kind Bar
Lunch: Spinach, blackberries, ham.
Dinner: Turkey (4 oz), spinach, blueberries...eaten a hurry since I had to rush BACK to the school to participate in a male beauty pageant. I know...Miss Lady...male...what? Not as a contestant y'all.
Snack: HEB Sushi with High Fructose Corn Syrup, chocolate milk...also prob with HFCS

Saturday March 3
Breakfast: Starbucks Sausage Sandwich + Earl Grey Latte
Pecan Pie Larabar**
Lupper: Plain tuna with spinach
Snack: TXRG afterparty at The Jackalope. Hey do you want to know what happens when you only eat a light lupper before attending such a function? Well, I'm not sharing except to say that I think I also ate a part of a slice of pizza, but that's the least of my problems.


Sunday, March 4, Coming Down
Breakfast: Starbucks Sausage Sandwich (Don't judge; I had to), Earl Grey Not Latte That I Didn't Drink. Sad.
Lunch: A nap
Dinner: Titaya's Vermicelli Lover. Watery and flavorful. Needed.


Monday March 5
Breakfast: Tacodeli-- yes two Ottos on corn. Vow to cook tomorrow.
Snack: Iced COFFEEEEEEEE! Why? Because the internet was down at work. What else would I do?
Lunch: Turkey***, Spinach, Hummus
Dinner: HEB High Fructose Corn Syrup Salmon Nigiri

Why I Ate This: Not discussing. Mostly because it's time for bed. Seriously.

* Calling it like it is. Why do I do this? Just a nice little confrontation of reality that I hope prevents me from deluding myself and will SOON make me stop eating it.
** Have I mentioned why Larabars are awesome? Usually just dates and fruit, not chemicals and crazy carbs-- such as refined sugar. Stupid other bars.
*** So I forgot to mention this before...but when I write something like "turkey" this typically means a maybe organic (budget), definitely nitrite and hormone free lunch meat (convenience again) and it typically means 6-8 oz, which is the amount that past body comps showed I needed to maintain my Miss Lady muscles.